Once upon a time a short little blonde girl lived on a farm in Maryland. She had two ponies and life was perfect. But then one day her hair turned brown…..
She began to bleach her hair and moved down to the beach. She began surfing and partying, and even has her own jacked up jeep. She started college in Tampa and it has all gone down hill from there. She may be a huge shit show but she makes it look good!
This, obviously, is me